Global Liquor Passes Puto Test

Global Liquors is family-owned but the Social Media Puto only managed to capture Monica's name (in the middle between her parents)

The Social Media Puto is fortunate to live in a neighborhood where he has two liquor stores within walking distance, meaning he can throw a Puto Party at a moment’s notice.

Now he has a third. And it has already won him over by giving him free booze, something the other two liquor stores have never done, despite the hundreds of dollars he has spent at those places.

The new liquor store is called Global Liquors and can be found at 2947 Coral Way in Miami.

Last Friday, Global Liquors hosted a Johnnie Walker tasting, meaning they expected customers to take a sip of Scotch and purchase a bottle.

They were probably not prepared for the Social Media Puto planting his Putiando Ass next to the serving table for more than an hour, ensuring his glass never remained empty.

After getting his fill of free booze, the Social Media Puto then purchased a bottle of Old Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey, which he much prefers over Johnnie Walker (even though they are both owned by Diageo).

The Bushmill’s cost $20.99, which seemed like an excellent price. To further his research, the Social Media Puto dropped in on his two other liquor stores and discovered they were selling Bushmill’s for $23.99 and $24.99.

So that’s two points for Global Media, one for the free booze, the other for the cheap Bushmill’s.

Global Liquors plans to continue hosting tasting events, including a wine tasting this Friday from 6-9 p.m. that is described on its Facebook page as follows (they also have a Twitter page):

Spanish Wines Tasting: The tasting will include an Albarino, a 2008 Bodegas Maurodos Prima – Toro, accompained by Smoked salmon, Saussicon Sec among other surprises we will uncork tomorrow! Stop by Global Liquors from 6-9pm tomorrow!!!!!

The Social Media Puto might make a guest appearance with his camera.

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