Putiando for Pizza

The Social Media Puto is a born-and-raised Miami native who prefers to stay in the 305 unless he’s jumping bail and fleeing the country.

However, he will make exceptions for free food and beer.

Especially if that gives him the opportunity to teach Anglos the word “putiando” as he did in the above video.

Putiando means whoring. It is essentially what the Social Media Puto does when he makes the Social Media Rounds at various events. It is what most Social Media Experts and Gurus also do, even though they won’t admit it.

On Monday, the Social Media Puto crossed two county lines into Boca Raton to attend the Pizza Tweetup at Grande Pizza, which, of course, was hosted by @Lapp of Worst Pizza.

Grande Pizza is owned by the same people who own Esposito’s in Davie; that place that makes that delicious Detroit-style pizza the Social Media Puto wrote about a few weeks ago.

The Detroit-style pizza is so good that the Social Media Puto might consider driving from Miami to Davie to actually pay for it.

And that’s a big step considering Davie was once known as the Ku Klux Klan enclave of South Florida, which means they probably don’t take too kindly to putos.

They also own a couple of restaurants in Ft. Lauderdale and Plantation and have one opening soon in Hollywood.

The Social Media Puto hopes they can eventually work their way down to Miami where most everybody will know the word “putiando.”


No conveyor belts here


Detroit-style pizza

New York pizza


  1. #1 by Craig on April 13, 2011 - 3:05 pm

    I love my double chin

  2. #2 by Juana on April 19, 2011 - 11:42 pm

    Sucio! LOL

  3. #3 by Elaine on April 20, 2011 - 7:23 pm

    Oooh, that picture I took turned out nice! :-)

  4. #4 by Jeorge on November 13, 2011 - 10:19 am

    Yummy. I’ve been a long time eater of the Detroit-style pizza. It have a great yummy taste which makes me hungry always. Thanks mate :)

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