The Social Media Puto is a born-and-raised Miami native who prefers to stay in the 305 unless he’s jumping bail and fleeing the country.
However, he will make exceptions for free food and beer.
Especially if that gives him the opportunity to teach Anglos the word “putiando” as he did in the above video.
Putiando means whoring. It is essentially what the Social Media Puto does when he makes the Social Media Rounds at various events. It is what most Social Media Experts and Gurus also do, even though they won’t admit it.
The Detroit-style pizza is so good that the Social Media Puto might consider driving from Miami to Davie to actually pay for it.
And that’s a big step considering Davie was once known as the Ku Klux Klan enclave of South Florida, which means they probably don’t take too kindly to putos.
They also own a couple of restaurants in Ft. Lauderdale and Plantation and have one opening soon in Hollywood.
The Social Media Puto hopes they can eventually work their way down to Miami where most everybody will know the word “putiando.”